This is one of my favorite poems recited by this adorable little 3 year old. Enjoy!!
This is my beautiful best friend, loved her and known her since I was 5
Everyone knows I’m love’s biggest cheerleader but I love the anti V-day sentiments they’re too funny!
If you truly cared (which you don’t)
and if I didn’t give a rat’s ass (but I do)
I would tell you that your insecurities, indifference, and overall cowardice invoke a feeling in me that finds it really hard to respect you.
In other words my dear, eat a dick!